MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
I don’t care what you say, this is the biggest new feature of the game.
YOU CAN SIT ON BENCHES!
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
i have seen everything i need to see before i dieI FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN
DOLPH DOLPH !!
the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”
Found the vegan.
THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY APPEAR
This must be an ad for something… but what?
I’m gonna guess and say paper towels
This is ingenious.
mcdonalds needs to do this
okay but I’m actually really scared that the lid of the drink is going to come off or something
//the way this works is that it stops about 2 inches above the top (the hole only big enough to go that far without ripping) so you wouldn’t have to worry about the lid coming off!
it’s really a brilliant idea. it cuts down on the amount of materials used, and space it takes up. all around good engineering.
McDonalds needs to do something like this the amount of time I spend trying to fit big orders into tiny bags is insane
happy sinko de mayo
Why do i find this hilarious
Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide just because there was a pebble in his shoe.